10. Since my last report, the student has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

09. The student sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

08. Student has been working with glue too much.

07. If you give the student a penny for his/her thoughts, you would get change.

06. Student is one neuron short of a synapse.

05. The student has a "full 6-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

04. I would not allow this student to breed.

03. If this student was any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

02. When the student's IQ reaches 50, he/she should sell.

01. This student is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.